Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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