the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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