I hate your face
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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