Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My room smells like vodka and shame
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Randomize
