I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have already put on my inside pants.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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