its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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