He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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