That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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