don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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