check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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