we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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