That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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