Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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