I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Randomize
