didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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