just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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