yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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