You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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