I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Alive.
So much puke
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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