I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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