I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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