I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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