White coat. Heels.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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