there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
