They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
do nipples grow back?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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