It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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