How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
