I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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