Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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