i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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