I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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