whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
FUCK WHALES
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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