can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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