Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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