i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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