Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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