Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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