I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
