ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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