Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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