We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Operation Purity has been aborted
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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