It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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