Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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