Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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