I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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