i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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