it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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