Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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