i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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