Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
